Yesterday

Yup! The bi-annual turnover event was back at its rightful home on Oxford Road, and the idlers were definitely there in full effect. Mas Camp had been the scene of many an interesting event in our past and "Yesterday - Best of The 90's" was to be no different. The night had already been much hyped; it promised to be one of the biggest iL link ups in recent memory as not only were the customary subjects to be in attendance, but also a number of unfamiliar faces, including a couple of "Yankees".   Then, as if unlimited alcohol and exceptional music weren't going to be enough, there was also that specific challenge left for a certain idler, to guzzle 19....yes 19!... Heinekens that night. Hence, we were assured of at least one thing, a pretty impressive showing of alcoholic tolerance, or a damn funny drunk.

We arrived at the venue a bit early, around 9pm, so Simplicity and I sized up whatever atmosphere was already there, anticipating what we hoped to become a night to remember. We decided to wait outside of the venue in order to catch up with some Idlerz, a wait which proved quite uneasy as we had to be strong and ignore the call of the green bottles from inside. After what seemed like forever, IllWill arrived, followed shortly by Philosopher. That made 4 idlerz, and it was all we needed for a party...YES!! Enough chit chat in the parking lot, it was time to make an entrance. Before we actually got inside (so that we could aim straight for the bar) we ran into some familiar faces as Bertitude and his clan were at the gate as well.... already the night was going well, 7 good brethrens and the bar was yet to be touched!

Finally! Yes.... Finally! We were in. The music was bumping and juice was flowing. It was definitely a good night in the making. It took us no time to get to the bar where we ordered up a couple of drinks and .....well....that was the end of the night. O.K, maybe not "THE END".... but it might as well had been as it all went downhill from there, as what had started off as 7 brethrens beating juice and reasoning, turned simply dangerous.

What happened?

Nothing less than the arrival of the opposite sex.

Woe is me!

Waistlines would break, scandals would be me made, and boys would become men. My poor eyes (and knees and back) would never be the same again.

The 7 fellas were joined by some famous faces: the_flaccid/mystic_one , Freaky_kiki, mideyah2, vodka_baby , SBDK , Fassy and Chungi (non idler).

It was after a couple drinks, and I do mean A COUPLE , that all hell broke loose. The selector must have seen us and played tracks according to our vibe because it was pandemonium. Foot pon shoulder, skirt fling up, pants dash way, breast get squeeze like 2 patty , u name it, it was happening. Of course yours truly, being the Changed Man that I am, stood behind the camera capturing the night's events, and trust me, there were many to capture. During all this hooliganism something incredible happened, the most unthinkable thing in the history of... of ....well history. We... the idlers present... saw... in the living flesh... Hope you're seated ..... are u ready for this?! We saw Mya!!! Yes! Your facial expression says it all. Then, as soon as we spotted her, she disappeared....oh well, so guess what? Back to the party.

As if there wasn't enough going on, we were later joined by Sweety_bella and Agent_Weedy . Anyone who's ever partied with these 2 should know just how bad things could become.... and boy did things become bad. Bella flung it up like it had never been flung before, and not to be outdone Nique, who had been watching us from a distance this whole time, suddenly took charge and bounced her out the way..... put a wine on Will, and then cut... seriously. Apparently there is no sharing in Thickness Inc.  

The more the drinks came, the worse things got. As a side note I should mention the drinks never stopped coming. One person paid the price, as a colleague he shall remain anonymous so we'll just call him "Beef", he had a bit too much to drink. The end result was not pretty. I'm not going to put anyone's business out there like that.... ehm ...I'll say no more on the matter. Except Beef turned over like an empty barrel at the top of a hill .

The dirty people, with their dirty habits, kept going at it like little rabbits. When Shazay and her friend showed up, things got even worse. The more girls came, it's like the hornier the guys got. More foot pon shoulder, more skirts got flung up, more pants dash way, and more than enough breast get squeeze like patty .

As the night simmered down to an end, I couldn't help but feel that someone was going home pregnant. Only 1 thing really mattered though, we all enjoyed ourselves, and this was evident by all the big smiles on the faces in attendance. I can still....I.... umm, I mean, those male idlers.... I bet, can still feel a little stiffness in the midsection. I'm discussing hips, hips only.

So smutty minded you are.

Summer again, Mas Camp, we shall reunite with Heineken and 90's music. Can't wait?   Yeah I know. That certain idler I mentioned is now on duty to guzzle 20 beers then. All who were not in attendance should cry after reading this article and seeing the great photos. You better make it to the next one.....in the summer.

One Up!